Recipe for a really burnt thumb.
Add 1 cup of a hungry sales girl with a splash of mental conflict deciding if she should eat or go to target to do some last minute shopping.
Combine with 4 slicer toaster (10.00 value) and stir together....
Finally add in 1 cinammon coated bagel covered with sugar which will then catch on fire due to the hotness of the toaster and proceed to grab it with your thumb.
Wahhhh-la....burnt thumb = sad sales rep = no more toaster